gi' auto kai den eimaste managareoi ekei pou douleuoume...
auta pou 8a sou pw kalo einai na ta 8umasai gia panta oso 8a douleueis. mh se dusanasxetei to mege8os tou post autou:
KANONAS 1:
O UPALLHLOS PREPEI NA EINAI PEINASMENOS.
teleia kai paula. o 8emeliwdhs kanonas gia enan ergodoth. h le3h ergasia einai eufhmismos ths le3hs doule'ia (oxi doulei'a). an einai xortatos o upallhlos den mporeis na xrhsimopoihseis mastigio (8a shkw8ei na fugei) kai ennoeitai oti den exei kinhtro na douleyei (den peinaei). prin apo polla polla xronia an hsoun doulos, o afenths sou sou e3asfalize fa'i', stegh, rouxismo kai tsampa epaggelmatikh ekpaideush gia sena kai ta paidia sou (8a htan kai autoi douloi). twra, mporei na zeis kalutera (pros 8eou! de lew oti ws doulos pernouses kalutera! oi "paroxes" pou anefera htan gia na zeis sa zwo, omws parakolou8hse th sunexeia tou sullogismou). omws, eisai pali doulos se ena susthma. kai ofeileis na 3odeyeis tis 5-ro-10-res pou pairneis, oxi mono gia na zhseis, alla kai na frontiseis esu o idios gia thn ekpaideush tou paidiou sou ws doulou.
KANONAS 2:
O UPALLHLOS PREPEI NA EINAI "KOIMISMENOS".
kane to e3hs peirama sth douleia sou. otan pernaei o "apo-panw" managareos sou, esu paize mame 'h koita kapoia tsonta se kana powerpoint. to pio pi8ano einai na mh sou pei tipota. epanelabe to idio, anti omws gia mame, diabaze kapoio sobaro paper (akadhma'i'kh dhmosieush). to pio pi8ano einai na sou thn pei ("giati de douleueis? den exoume xrono gia tetoia"). h logikh einai aplh: tosa axrhsta pro'i'onta (ipod, akriba kinhta me axrhstes leitourgies, game consoles) pou bgazoun toses etaireies (megalos antagwnismos) prepei na katanalw8oun. an exeis na kaneis me kopadia apo bodia pou mporeis eukola na xeiragwgjseis (mesw diafhmishs), tote tous brhkes tous m#l#k#s pou eyaxnes. opws elege kai enas sofos: "enas m#l#k#s pe8ainei, deka genniountai"!
epishs, fantasou oti eisai upo8etika ena sobaro studio pou ftiaxnei games. an ta bgaleis gia pc, 8a kerdiseis esu (ligo) kai o publisher (polu). an omws bgaleis to paixnidi gia konsola (to development ginetai PANTA se pc), kerdizei h m$, h sony kai o ka8e axrhstos "krikos" ths alusidas apo royalties. ara, ta bodia prepei na paroun konsola! gi' auto kai ta plhrwneis toso ta paixnidia twra (to oti kanoun kai toso sto pc einai apla nt#b#tz#l#k#). twra an kaneis to la8os kai peis oti 8a bgalw ena paixnidi kai 8a to poulaw 15 eoura, tote o plaisios, o multiramas, o papaswthriou kai o opoiwsdhpote allos apla DE 8a to balei sto rafi (afou bazontas ena allo pou 8a kanei 50-60 eoura 8a bgalei pollaplasio kerdos apo ton idio xwro sto rafi!)
KANONAS 3:
TIPOTE DEN A3IZEI OSO TA BONUSES.
an eisai managareos pou sebesai ton eauto sou, gia to epomeno bonus ('h stock option 'h allh "paroxh") poulas kai th mana sou. gia paradeigma, estw oti eisai manager kai sou leei o "apo-panw": "to budget gia fetos einai X eoura morth". esu les ok. kaneis th douleia me X/2 eoura (ennoeitai me underpaid ergates), kai ta upoloipa X/2 einai to bonus sou. meta les oti htan petuxhmenh h xronia kai erxetai kai allo bonus. telos, otan h etaireia einai na kanei au3hsh met. kefalaiou ta "fileta" (stock options) ta pairnoun oi managareoi. mesa se mia mera _kuriolektika_ bgazeis osa kapoios allos se 10 xronia! fantasou na pareis mia metoxh sto 1/10 ths timhs kai molis ginei public h diapragmateush na thn poulhseis sthn kanonikh ths timh. kane thn anagwgh gia xiliades metoxes kai exeis mia eikona (managers ths apple (o jobs mesa) phgan se dikasthrio gia tetoies "kompines" (prose3e: ta stock options den einai "paranoma". kanontas kompina me auta einai paranomo)). bebaia, ennoeitai oti exeis paroxes tou stul ama3i (benzinh/service/asfaleia/foroi ola plhrwmena), kinhto (plhrwmeno), laptop/pda, pistwtikh ktl. wraia einai h zwh koro'i'da!
autoi einai oi akrogwniaioi li8oi ths doihkhshs epixeirhsewn. ta alla einai apla "saltses" (se antiparabolh to oti an eisai dikhgoros uphreteis th dikaiosunh (enw ta pairneis xontra gia na menoun e3w oi egklhmaties), an eisai giatros uphreteis tous sumpolites sou (kourafe3ala! an den ta pareis xontra ase tous na pe8anoun sto ratzo!), an eisai ka8hghths uphreteis thn paideia (katse na mhn uphrxan ta project-akia apo tis etaireies kai oi epixorhghseis 8a sou elega egw!) etc etc etc... bebaia, uparxoun kai entimoi se auto to skulolo'i', omws einai apla h e3airesh pou epibebaiwnei ton kanona!)
me tis ugeies sas koro'i'da... c u in hell!
poutsoklis -- there are 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't